Mind-fucking.

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What it makes it al worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high-school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town, if I actually could drive too, but I've failed every damn exam I've ever taken. I0m socially awkward, even my other only co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. Love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure he's hanging around me because he's mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one who can tolerate me. And what makes it all fucking worse is that I fucking live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.